iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

(Source: iamcule, via my-wayward-feelings)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend

(Source: , via endermisha)

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

(Source: sleepinglauren, via yoassbutt)

danielhoe:

IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

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LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS

(via a-sociopath-without-a-watson)

kushdrinker:

teach me how to

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(via foreverwholocked)